Jenna Jameson At The Premiere Of Zombie Strippers
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Casting Agent: Ok, we have this premiere that’s looking for some extras to walk the red carpet.
Actor: Perfect! I’m really trying to break into the industry.
Casting Agent: Great. How do you feel about being covered in blood?
Actor: What?
Casting Agent: And I’m not sure what size you are, but we need to get you into the skimpiest skirt and top you’ve ever seen.
Actor: I’m sorry, but I don’t think…
Casting Agent: And then we need you to go up to the cast as they come in and bite them. Don’t leave a mark because the photographers will be there.
Actor: This isn’t for me so you can just…
Casting Agent: It pays $100 for the night.
Actor: What time should I arrive?
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I mean what is that? I get that’s what the whole terrible movie is about. But are you kidding me? Call me a prude. Go ahead. It’s ok. 
Here is Jenna Jameson is an Oscar dress attending her red carpet premiere for Zombie Strippers. I am silently in love with her costar Roxy Saint (the other girl in yellow). I know she’s a bit goth, but she is beautiful! Click on the thumbnails to enlarge.
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